Introducing: Kodak Picture Kiosk – all new Robokiosk Edition

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We’ve taken the Walk-up Photo Kiosk one “step” further with a Robokiosk that “Walks up to you!”

For the ultimate in photo printing convenience, add a personal, user-configurable, autonomous robotic agent to your daily life. This mobile, modular design will accompany you throughout your day to chronicle your every movement with pictures, post them to your FACEBOOK page and print the very best shots. Your selfies never looked so good.

FEATURES:

• Built in camera and flash units to capture the best snapshots of you as you go about your day.

• Wi-fi enabled for posting your photos to FACEBOOK, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, SNAPCHAT and more.

• Facial recognition, mood detection and GPS assists in auto-captioning of photos.

• Equipped with exemplary taste and artistic eye for printing all the best shots on the spot.

• Programmable calendar to automatically print photo cards for all friend and family birthdays and other special occasions.

MAINTENANCE:

• Running low on printing supplies? The RoboKiosk new “self-feeding” feature helps itself to more consumables as they are needed.

• If you make a mistake you can always restart your session simply by saying, “Gort Klaatu verata nicto”

• Batteries are included…

WARNING:

RoboKiosk is intended to be used to conveniently print your photos and photo products. All other uses including but not limited to; operating in hazardous conditions, driving vehicles, household chores, and planetary domination are strictly prohibited and may violate the terms and conditions of your warranty.

If you see the warning message: ERROR CODE 104: “Annihilate all Humans”, please contact your service representative at your earliest possible convenience to reinstall the “Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics” software patch.

 

 

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