Have you ever found yourself on a remote mountain top, miles away from civilization, or even enjoying the comfort your own backyard and thought, “I really wish there was a Picture Kiosk here”?
Kodak Alaris brings you the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone. Now, with the new Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone, you can print your favorite pictures whenever you want, wherever you want. It’s simple, just call 1-555- DroneMe to “phone drone”, text DroneMe to 5555 or use the handy Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone mobile app and within minutes our Picture Kiosk Drone will find you wherever you may be.
Are you too busy to call? Try our new “Cloud Service”. All you have to do is look up into the sky and when you see one of our yellow Picture Kiosk Drones flying overhead, climb onto the roof of your home, wave your arms frantically, and your prints will be ready in minutes.
- High Quality Color Prints that literally, “fall right out of the sky”.
- Enjoy a cooling breeze while the Picture Kiosk Drone completes your order.
- Accepts Cash, Credit and PayPal. (Bitcoin and heavy amounts of loose change are no longer accepted).
- Makes prints from any image storage media, Camera Cards, Bluetooth, WIFI, USB (Please remember to disconnect your USB cable before the Picture Kiosk Drone takes off).
- Try our new “Hands Free Selfie” feature. Great for Passport photos too!
- Coming Soon! The New Under Water Picture Kiosk…
And remember, “If the Drone is not Yellow, it might not be that Mellow.”
Note: Do not attempt to ride, avoid, or otherwise annoy the Picture Kiosk Drone. Be sure to only use the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone, another Drone may not be the Drone you are looking for.
Today we introduce the world’s first Kodak Wrist Kiosk. All the functionality of a full size Kodak Picture Kiosk in a compact wearable wrist device.
In just seconds, you can make real Kodak quality digital prints and reductions –right at the end of your arm. It has never been easier to make your life’s biggest moments into tiny prints and photo gifts.
Upload your photos to the Kodak Wrist Kiosk via a micro SD card, USB or blue tooth. It is also wi-fi enabled so you can access your photos on Facebook, Flickr, Instagram and more.
The Kodak Wrist Kiosk is perfect for all your minature photo needs. Lockets, doll house posters, even photo realistic nail art!
Each Kodak Wrist Kiosk comes with tweezers and a magnifying glass to assist with the handling of the small scaled prints, photo cards and photo books.
Get on the waiting list for your own Kodak Wrist Kiosk!
Kodak is pleased to announce an exciting breakthrough in imaging science: KODAK LIVEPrint!
KODAK LIVEPrint technology was developed in our Rochester, NY labs by a small group of dedicated imaging scientists after a very spirited lunchtime brainstorming session. Rapid commercialization of this new technology is underway in all areas of the company and new products will be launched in stages throughout the coming year.
The first of these products is available now! KODAK Picture Kiosks can now print Live Kittens. Starting today, at selected retail locations, you can choose from 12 perennially popular breeds of Felis silvestris catus and have your own live, furry little of ball of cuteness printed right there – in store, in minutes!
Choose from these popular breeds:
- Egyptian Hairless
- Maine Coone
- American Shorthair
Following the nationwide launch of Live Kittens! later this month, select locations will soon be featuring a limited Easter promotion (Buy 2 Bunnies, get 10 free!). A nationwide launch of Bring a Puppy Home for the Holidays! is slated to begin on November 1st.
Kodak Imaging Science R&D is already developing the next generation of this exciting new technology for home printing. Look for a new line of low cost KODAK Inkjet Printers in stores this Fall capable of producing a wide range of small mammals and reptiles, all perfectly suited as small pets.
Long term development will be focused on the higher speed and larger formats of our commercial printing platforms. KODAK NEXPRESS and PROSPER presses will soon be producing a vast array of land mammals at an astoundingly low cost per thousand.
(No kittens were harmed in the making of this harmless April Fools Day prank. We would never really suggest such an irresponsible idea like this that could lead to any increase in the number of unwanted animals. Your local animal shelter probably has many adorable, cuddly little guys like these already. You should contact them and adopt one today. And of course, always spay and neuter your animals.)